We just finished watching Deadpool. On the way out of the theater we were talking about how good it was when…
Me: Ooooh money!
J: Um, what the heck?
Me: What? Is it wrong? Am I like stealing from the teenagers that will clean this theater? Cause the change is already in my pocket, I’m not pulling it back out.
J: No, it’s just… I didn’t think that while walking out the theater you were looking down at the chairs to find quarters.
Me: I’m just kind of random that way. But I wasn’t really looking, I just saw it. Also it was 30 cents!
J: *sigh*