As we were hiking, Will began a conversation about Superman.
Will: Doesn’t he get his power from our universe somehow?
Me: I think it was from the sun.
Steve: But other than that he’s invincible except for kryptonite.
Me: Oh, but he died in the last movie.
Steve: HEY SPOILER ALERT! I haven’t seen that movie yet.
Me: Ooops. Hahah. But if you think about it, look I saved you time from watching a bad movie. Now you can spend more time living life, scaling mountains, and hiking trails.
Steve: Thanks Jessica, two hours of life gained. You’re a pal.
Like books that turn into public domain, I feel like there should be an expiry timing for when you can claim spoiler alert.